Okay can we be honest about things in this section for once?

Okay,first of all.George Bush is NOT some reptilian racist redneck who wants to take over the world.He did NOT cheat back in 2,000.Al Gore is NOT some ex-hippie fat freak who snorted crack and thought of global warming.Hillary Clinton is NOT A MAN REPEAT NOT A MAN.Barack Obama is not a muslim and yes his mom is white.Bill O'reilly does not drink kool-aid(that much).Stephen Colbert is not Jon Stewarts inbred offspring.John Kerry is not gay for John Edwards.Liberals don't go to Democratic Party meetings and have secret orgies with trees.Republicans aren't all in the closet gays.Ron Paul has no chance for president.John Hagee is NOT McCain's pastor.Ronald Reagan did not go up Ann Coulter's monkey cheeks..And finally HURRICANE KATRINA WAS NOT CAUSED BECAUSE OF BARBERA BUSH'S BAD GAS WHILE SHE WAS VACATIONING IN BERMUDA,I MEAN COME ON!!!!!!!!!